Ahhh...opening season for CFL and the RX FORUM....
Gosh...almost makes me cry....:cryingcry
We are in for some good clean fun ladies....good clean fun....
You will soon be able to venture into something that is always a favorite of me..I call it TARD UPDATING !!
Here is how it works....
You surf until you find a tard looking for an update on a game....just a classic moron...oh...you will find him....he will post asking if anyone knows the score of a game....priceless....
Cause see...the tard states he can't find the game on the TV...though he is on the FREAKIN NET...talking to YOU....and just can not seem to grasp the understanding of going to YAHOO and typing in ESPN or USATODAY to get the score he needs....
HH - DUDE TOUCHDOWN BABY TOUCHDOWN
MORON - AWESOME MAN...I STAND TO WIN ALOT on this game
HH - YOU INTERCEPTED......TOUCHDOWN
MORON - THIS IS TOOOO EASY....
HH - DUDE YOU ARE KILLING IT
MORON - I KNOW I KNOW....I LOVE IT.....I BET MY WHOLE PAY CHECK ON IT .....all $250.....I CAN NOW TAKE MY MOM TO SONNY BBQ !!!
HH - GOOD NIGHT DUDE.....SLEEP TIGHT
MORON - THANKS HH....I AM SOOOOO HAPPY
NEBRASKA 51 MORON 0
See...works like a charm !
I once had a TARD on the line for an hour updating him on a game that, after talking to me, thought he was up 28 pts...when all the while he was being woodshedded beyond belief.....his team lost 41-9...
I mean...it was the least I could do....hahahahha
Also....
You will soon see tards playing 30 games a clip and expecting to win ...
You will soon see a tard screaming all day over a $5 - 20 Team Parlay and expecting to win cause he baring won the first 2 and the remaing 18 are in the bag....(once had a tard win the first 4...of a parlay that paid out like $300K on a $10 bet....and the fun was pure baby...pure watchin this clown thing he was going to win like the next 20....freaking great)
You will soon see Kodiak come out with the multi ids hoping just one id will post a winning record so he can run with it....
You will soon see long winded PORKCHOP right up to game time predictions that will win at a 33% clip....
You will see tards like PORKCHOP asking who is refereeing a game for some how it could sway his fade.....
You will see tards worrying about a pending storm...almost stretching to the outter banks of Africa to see any action....
You will see folks like PORKCHOP, redo his record over and over and over and over and over...ooopps sorry...got carried away...
You will see tards like DICKWAD eventually write a farewell speech right around September that they are leaving the forum.....(hint, I'll be back and back and back and back...ooops sorry...most farewell speeches are written in hopes of one's cyber friends get together to pep up one's spirits...ahh it is great...please come back DICKWAD...please come back..hahaha)
You will see tards lose massive amounts of money in the coming months after swearing they know the game....
You will see someone claim they are winning huge amounts of money...sometimes putting $10K on a game....when all the while they are still waiting the 5 minutes to re-enter the pool after eating....
You will see someone claim RODFATHER is a scam, when all the while he is anything but.....and basically the only one that wins....
You will see tantrums...crying.....pouting....Danicka Patrick stomping of the feet...
But it is fun...oohhh yes....good clean fun to watch the tards in action
Good luck ladies
See ya later down the road
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HH
Gosh...almost makes me cry....:cryingcry
We are in for some good clean fun ladies....good clean fun....
You will soon be able to venture into something that is always a favorite of me..I call it TARD UPDATING !!
Here is how it works....
You surf until you find a tard looking for an update on a game....just a classic moron...oh...you will find him....he will post asking if anyone knows the score of a game....priceless....
Cause see...the tard states he can't find the game on the TV...though he is on the FREAKIN NET...talking to YOU....and just can not seem to grasp the understanding of going to YAHOO and typing in ESPN or USATODAY to get the score he needs....
HH - DUDE TOUCHDOWN BABY TOUCHDOWN
MORON - AWESOME MAN...I STAND TO WIN ALOT on this game
HH - YOU INTERCEPTED......TOUCHDOWN
MORON - THIS IS TOOOO EASY....
HH - DUDE YOU ARE KILLING IT
MORON - I KNOW I KNOW....I LOVE IT.....I BET MY WHOLE PAY CHECK ON IT .....all $250.....I CAN NOW TAKE MY MOM TO SONNY BBQ !!!
HH - GOOD NIGHT DUDE.....SLEEP TIGHT
MORON - THANKS HH....I AM SOOOOO HAPPY
NEBRASKA 51 MORON 0
See...works like a charm !
I once had a TARD on the line for an hour updating him on a game that, after talking to me, thought he was up 28 pts...when all the while he was being woodshedded beyond belief.....his team lost 41-9...
I mean...it was the least I could do....hahahahha
Also....
You will soon see tards playing 30 games a clip and expecting to win ...
You will soon see a tard screaming all day over a $5 - 20 Team Parlay and expecting to win cause he baring won the first 2 and the remaing 18 are in the bag....(once had a tard win the first 4...of a parlay that paid out like $300K on a $10 bet....and the fun was pure baby...pure watchin this clown thing he was going to win like the next 20....freaking great)
You will soon see Kodiak come out with the multi ids hoping just one id will post a winning record so he can run with it....
You will soon see long winded PORKCHOP right up to game time predictions that will win at a 33% clip....
You will see tards like PORKCHOP asking who is refereeing a game for some how it could sway his fade.....
You will see tards worrying about a pending storm...almost stretching to the outter banks of Africa to see any action....
You will see folks like PORKCHOP, redo his record over and over and over and over and over...ooopps sorry...got carried away...
You will see tards like DICKWAD eventually write a farewell speech right around September that they are leaving the forum.....(hint, I'll be back and back and back and back...ooops sorry...most farewell speeches are written in hopes of one's cyber friends get together to pep up one's spirits...ahh it is great...please come back DICKWAD...please come back..hahaha)
You will see tards lose massive amounts of money in the coming months after swearing they know the game....
You will see someone claim they are winning huge amounts of money...sometimes putting $10K on a game....when all the while they are still waiting the 5 minutes to re-enter the pool after eating....
You will see someone claim RODFATHER is a scam, when all the while he is anything but.....and basically the only one that wins....
You will see tantrums...crying.....pouting....Danicka Patrick stomping of the feet...
But it is fun...oohhh yes....good clean fun to watch the tards in action
Good luck ladies
See ya later down the road
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HH
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